lovelynobody00:

pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

(Source: vans-supreme, via mychemicalinsanity)

  • job interviewer: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
  • me: most likely dead not that it matters because life is a never ending downward spiral of misery and suffering, has no meaning, and there is no god
  • job interviewer: ok
  • me in 2010: i am straight but i support the community! i love gay people!
  • me in 2014: gay

efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

(via dahmer-eats-dick)